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Five Cheats For The Lazy Gardener (How To Hack A Garden)

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Lazier than the dog.

Like many people, you probably enjoy the taste of fresh veggies straight from the garden. The crunch of carrots, snap of snow peas and ripe juicy tomatoes are all appetizing images. However, unlike many gardeners you may not have the time or energy to devote to growing.

Don’t worry! If you can peel yourself away from World Of Warcraft for one day to prepare, you can still enjoy the fresh vegetables you love without working in the garden constantly.   That’s right, even the palest of geeks can become self sufficient  organic gardeners while performing minimal maintenance.

Here are a few 1337 tips for anyone who just doesn’t have anytime to spare in the garden:

Line Your Garden For Weed Control.

Weeds in a garden are like unwanted SPAM posts on your forum or blog.  You still may need to delete (pull) one every once in a while.  But if you do some preventative maintenance in the beginning, it’s a lot easier to keep the unwanted under wraps.

If weeds are like SPAM, then a garden liner is CAPTCHA.  When you are preparing your garden, after you have dug down 8-12 inches; line the bottom of your garden with paper bags. They will eventually decompose but in the mean time, they will protect your garden from weeds.

Install A Pest Control Firewall.

No body likes a virus, or a bad bug.  You can keep infestations at bay with a good protection software or firewall.  A firewall of beneficial insects that is.

If you have enough predatory bugs you won’t have to worry about pests eating your crop. You can purchase ladybugs and Praying Mantis at your local hardware store and they work wonders in the garden. The same goes for earthworms. If you have soil with an abundance of these little helpers you won’t have to worry about supplying your soil proper nutrients. They do all the work for you.

Timestamp Your Garden:  Install a sprinkler.

You can set your blog to post while you’re away doing more important things using the “timestamp” feature.  You can set your garden to water itself, pretty much the same way, by installing watering devices.  A bubbler and timer to be more specific. Why worry about watering when sprinklers systems are available.

Try To Purchase Seedlings Instead Of Sprouting Yourself.

In other other words, purchase some #1 listings through Adwords so you don’t have to wait to catch up organically in the SERPS.

Instead of planting seed for those tender tomatoes or eggplant, try to purchase plants. Seeds are still a great idea for things like carrots or onions, but for those more fragile babies, try a more mature plant instead.

Pick vegetables that don’t need a lot of attention.

Nature has a ton of pre-programmed  automation scripts and macros to make your gardening life easier.  Buy user friendly vegetables to maximize results.

Pick veggies like radishes, carrots and squash which don’t need your attention everyday. Thing broccoli and cauliflower are more prone to bugs whereas peas and carrots are plant it and forget it. Here are my favorite easy vegetables to grow.

With just a few preparations you can automate processes, and grow organic vegetables for your entire family without giving up all your free time.

Anyone, can stay healthy and happy with a fuss free organic garden.  Now there are no excuses.  It’s Sunday today, put the CPU on standby,  walk away from The Digg, and start planning your self-sufficiency.

Good luck, and happy gardening!


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Comment from Lin
Time: June 29, 2008, 1:45 pm

You said: “Try To Purchase Seedlings Instead Of Sprouting Yourself.”
I couldn’t agree more! It has saved our allotment this year. Time and lack of space meant that sowing our own wasn’t an option this year. I think I may have been resistant to that idea of buying plants for the silliest of reasons - thinking that other allotmenteers would deem me to be less of a gardener! Crazy! What makes sense is that now I have rows of stuff filling the beds, growing on nicely with only the minimal effort on my part. Okay - it is dearer that seed, but at least we’ll have some produce to enjoy, instead of none.

Comment from Michelle
Time: June 30, 2008, 4:43 am

Love these tips and LOLed at the picture. Funny how many of these I was already doing! Does that make me a lazy gardener? Haha!

Comment from Garden Grrrl
Time: July 1, 2008, 11:22 pm

I love the analogies, so funny and appropriate in an age when people understand more about their computer than their own backyards. The trick with choosing starts over seeds is knowing when it’s worthwhile. For crops like corn, zucchini, or melons purchasing starts may just result in slower, weaker plants.

Comment from VicinSea
Time: July 14, 2008, 6:57 pm

Loved the story! I have to disagree with GardenGrrrl. I haven’t found a heat loving veggie yet that doesn’t benefit from a month or 2 in a hothouse. The trick is to buy the starts in bio-degradable pots, and then plant the whole pot with minimal root disruption. I start all of my garden plants in a “Nursery” area of my yard and then move them out to the main garden when I have room. I regularly transplant peas and beans for as long as we have the weather to grow them. I am on my third crop of peas and second crop of greens beans for this year.

I never move corn to the garden until it is at least a foot tall or after June 1st, which ever comes first.

Cabbages stay in the nursery until they are 6 to 8 inches tall.

Pre-growing plants is a great way to make the most of your space in case of failures and damage. I simply detest empty spots in the garden! ;-)

Comment from John Hunter | Curious Cat Science Blog
Time: July 20, 2008, 12:56 pm

Thanks for the great tips. I started planting a garden a vegetable garden couple years ago and I think my style is very similar to your. I take almost no care of it but gets lots of great stuff with little effort. I compost leaves… That is my only improvement I give to the soil and just water occasionally and get wonderful tomatoes, peppers, peas, cucumbers, berries… I do buy young plants instead of growing from seeds for most things (I do pees and beans from seed). I am actually sort of amazed how easy it is.

Comment from mandy
Time: July 20, 2008, 10:31 pm

Hey everybody,
I think a lot of people put off gardening because they think it requires a lot of time. The truth is, with a little preparation, gardening can be very low maintenance.
Good luck everyone and happy gardening!

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